THE TRAINING

A PLAN THAT SURVIVESYOUR ACTUAL WEEK.

Most programmes assume six free evenings and a full rack. Yours probably is not that. Tell Kaloriq the days you have and the room you are in, and it builds for those.

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252
Exercises, all with form notes
125
You can do without a gym at all
4
Ready splits, or build your own
3
Places it knows how to train you
WHERE YOU ARE

THE PLAN FOLLOWS YOU.

Change gyms, travel for a month, train on a mat in a hotel room — switch your training location and the split rebuilds with what you can actually reach.

At the gym
Barbells, machines, cables — the whole library, nothing held back.
At home
63 exercises need a floor and nothing else. Nothing to buy, nothing to book.
Outdoors
A park bar, a track, a hill. Switch location and the plan rebuilds itself.
THE SPLIT

FOUR DAYS FREE?
FOUR-DAY PLAN.

Not a six-day programme you abandon by Thursday and then feel bad about. Pick one of four ready splits or arrange the muscle groups yourself — every day shows what it hits and roughly how long it takes before you commit to it.

YOUR WEEK
MONChest + Triceps52 min
TUEBack + Biceps48 min
WEDRest
THULegs55 min
FRIRest
SATShoulders + Core44 min
SUNRest
FORM

EVERY EXERCISE
TELLS YOU HOW.

All 252 carry form notes in the set list itself — not a link out to a video, not a name you have to go and search for while your rest timer runs down.

Anything you flagged under Health Info is called out before you start the set rather than after.

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Wall Sit
QUADS · BODYWEIGHT · 4 STEPS
  1. 1Stand with your back flat against a wall and walk your feet out.
  2. 2Slide down until your thighs are parallel to the floor.
  3. 3Knees over ankles at about 90 degrees, weight in your heels.
  4. 4Keep your whole back on the wall and breathe. Time the hold.
You flagged a knee injury — take this one shallower than parallel.
TIMED WORK

A PLANK IS NOT
THREE REPS.

Planks, wall sits, dead hangs and L-sits get a stopwatch instead of a reps box. Tap to start, tap to stop, and the seconds record themselves — because you cannot type mid-plank with a phone on the floor.

It counts up, not down: half of these are held to failure, and a countdown has nothing to count to.

PLANK · TARGET 45s
1
45
18s ■
2
45
▶ Hold

START WITH THIS WEEK.

Four questions about your week and your kitchen, and you have a plan and a target. About two minutes.

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